Local jazz drummer extraordinaire attacked!
8.00pm, a couple of Sunday’s back in the darkest depths of Ramsden and Wilcote, the car was attacked by a large stag who proceeded to mount the bonnet of the car. Then with his feet on the windscreen he broke the windscreen wipers, creased the bonnet and damaged the front bumper.
This stunned me into silence.
I’m not really surprised, eh?
There were 2 of these fully antlered ‘rutting’ stags and one of them caused hundreds of pounds of damage!
I have no doubt our drummer extraordinaire will be arriving by sleigh for his next appearance at the R&C.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY , slightly embellished and commented upon by the landlord.